This zoo will name a cockroach after your ex this Valentine's!

Publish Date
Thursday, 13 February 2020, 2:18PM

We ALL have a shitty ex... and now it's time to get some petty revenge- because why not.

For only $5, staff at the San Antonio Zoo will name a cockroach after your ex and feed them to an animal, which you can watch on a livestream during their "Cry Me a Cockroach" event happening on Valentine's Day.

And you don't have to be in Texas.

If your ex was extra awful, you can also upgrade your feeding and name a rat that the zoo will feed to a reptile.

People who name a cockroach or rat after their ex's will also receive a certificate from the zoo that you can share across your social media channels.

The ‘Cry Me A Cockroach’ promotion closes on 2/13 at 6 p.m. ET, so don't delay in getting your ex's name in before the promotion closes. People will only be allowed to submit names through the San Antonio Zoo's website.

Also, it's totally anonymous, so it WON'T get back to your ex if you don't want it to!